Christian Finnegan Quotes

There are two kinds of intelligence in this world. People who are Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

There are two kinds of intelligence in this world. People who are

— Christian Finnegan

Basically, I got into stand-up because I’m too egocentric to be an Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

Basically, I got into stand-up because I’m too egocentric to be an

— Christian Finnegan

If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you’re saying Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you’re saying

— Christian Finnegan

The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not

— Christian Finnegan

You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context. Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context.

— Christian Finnegan

Basically Britney Spears’ video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter. Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

Basically Britney Spears’ video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.

— Christian Finnegan

The thing is – I’m not an idiot. I’m rather intelligent, as Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

The thing is – I’m not an idiot. I’m rather intelligent, as

— Christian Finnegan

If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you’re saying is Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you’re saying is

— Christian Finnegan

Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do

— Christian Finnegan

The thing is, I hate political comedy. I personally loathe it. Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

The thing is, I hate political comedy. I personally loathe it.

— Christian Finnegan

I’m working on something a little different. It’s a technique I call, Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

I’m working on something a little different. It’s a technique I call,

— Christian Finnegan

If I could go back and talk to the me who was Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

If I could go back and talk to the me who was

— Christian Finnegan

What is the point of a car alarm if it doesn’t get Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

What is the point of a car alarm if it doesn’t get

— Christian Finnegan

Jesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful. Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

Jesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful.

— Christian Finnegan

What people really want is not to make something funny, but to Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

What people really want is not to make something funny, but to

— Christian Finnegan

There comes a point where the disappointments in your life accrue faster Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

There comes a point where the disappointments in your life accrue faster

— Christian Finnegan

I joined a gym recently. I don’t have the best history in Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

I joined a gym recently. I don’t have the best history in

— Christian Finnegan

You know what I’m great at? Trivial Pursuit. What good is that Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

You know what I’m great at? Trivial Pursuit. What good is that

— Christian Finnegan

I haven’t had a drink in twelve days and I’ve gotta say, Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

I haven’t had a drink in twelve days and I’ve gotta say,

— Christian Finnegan

People might say, What’s so great about the Arctic Monkeys? I’ve never Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

People might say, What’s so great about the Arctic Monkeys? I’ve never

— Christian Finnegan

Canada, or as i call them, America Light. Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

Canada, or as i call them, America Light.

— Christian Finnegan

I certainly do believe that a lot of comedy comes from awkwardness Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

I certainly do believe that a lot of comedy comes from awkwardness

— Christian Finnegan

Some of you guys must have real jobs – office jobs. Anybody? By a show of broken spirits. Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

Some of you guys must have real jobs – office jobs. Anybody? By a show of broken spirits.

— Christian Finnegan

I’m not an alcoholic. I just drink that way. Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

I’m not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.

— Christian Finnegan

I really respect peple who try. People who say, No, I’m actually Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

I really respect peple who try. People who say, No, I’m actually

— Christian Finnegan

America may be entering it’s Michael Jordan on the Wizards period. Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

America may be entering it’s Michael Jordan on the Wizards period.

— Christian Finnegan

Michael Jackson’s charity efforts? Mmm. I’m sure they have nothing to do Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

Michael Jackson’s charity efforts? Mmm. I’m sure they have nothing to do

— Christian Finnegan

I used to play bass for a while and got to the Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

I used to play bass for a while and got to the

— Christian Finnegan

Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from

— Christian Finnegan

I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work

— Christian Finnegan

I think I speak for America when I say, nothing says NASCAR like Whoopi Goldberg. Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

I think I speak for America when I say, nothing says NASCAR like Whoopi Goldberg.

— Christian Finnegan

Do me a favor, guys. Don’t drink so much that you become Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

Do me a favor, guys. Don’t drink so much that you become

— Christian Finnegan

I hope that if I ever disappear, people don’t look for me Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

I hope that if I ever disappear, people don’t look for me

— Christian Finnegan

If think the pig was terrified because he was fully aware that Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

If think the pig was terrified because he was fully aware that

— Christian Finnegan

Do you guys remember that woman who disappeared a few years ago, Christian Finnegan Picture Quote

Do you guys remember that woman who disappeared a few years ago,

— Christian Finnegan

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