Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. — Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. — Doug Larson
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk. — Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. — Doug Larson
If the english language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. — Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. — Doug Larson
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there’s only one other choice. — Doug Larson
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. — Doug Larson
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. — Doug Larson
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware. — Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. — Doug Larson
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away. — Doug Larson
Establishing goals is all right if you don’t let them deprive you of interesting detours. – — Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. — Doug Larson