Politics ain’t beanbag: ’tis a man’s game, and women, children ‘n’ pro-hy-bitionists — Finley Peter Dunne
I wonder why you can always read a doctor’s bill and you can never read his prescription. — Finley Peter Dunne
If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn’t — Finley Peter Dunne
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. — Finley Peter Dunne
A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the lord would do if he knew the facts of the case. — Finley Peter Dunne
Vice is a creature of such hideous mien… that the more you see it the better you like it. — Finley Peter Dunne
There ain’t any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the — Finley Peter Dunne
The past always looks better than it was. It’s only pleasant because it isn’t here. — Finley Peter Dunne
The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better – it is just turning around as usual. — Finley Peter Dunne
One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most — Finley Peter Dunne