Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don’t count. — Janet Evanovich
I don’t know if it’s a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she’s got a pimple. — Janet Evanovich
I took all of my rejection letters – there must have been thousands of them in a huge box — Janet Evanovich
I take in a lot of stuff from real life, movies, television, news and it all gets mixed in my — Janet Evanovich
I go to bars and restaurants, and I sit and I eavesdrop on people and I watch people — Janet Evanovich
I actually really suck at naming books, so lots of years ago, readers were sending in their — Janet Evanovich
Somewhere along the line, I realized that I liked telling stories, and I decided that I would try writing. — Janet Evanovich
Since I can barely write two books a year the best solution seems to be co-author projects. — Janet Evanovich
I wasn’t always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. — Janet Evanovich