Between new york and la, there’s 200 million people that aren’t hip, and they don’t want to be hip. — Jeff Foxworthy
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. — Jeff Foxworthy
I used to say that whenever people heard my southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 iq points. — Jeff Foxworthy
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say kool whip on the side, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
Now, it’s true I married my wife for her looks… but not the ones she’s been givin’ me lately. — Jeff Foxworthy