Movement is most of what a bird is. When they’re dead, they’re only feathers and air. — William Wharton
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It’d have to be real big. — Mitch Hedberg
Earthshaker, Stormbreaker, Father of Horses. Hail, Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sea God — Rick Riordan
I think it’s your own choice if you turn from an angry young man to a bitter, old bastard. — Billie Joe Armstrong