Mornin’ ladies, my goodness don’t you look happy. Must be cuttin’ somebody up pretty good. — Andy Griffith
Not only did he [Dean Acheson] not suffer fools gladly, he did not suffer them at all. — Lester B. Pearson
This is what happens when you go against the grain of truth. You get splinters later on. — Augusten Burroughs
We control fifty percent of a relationship. We influence one hundred percent of it. — Christopher Marlowe