[God brought African slaves to America] so that their descendants would know freedom. — Ezola B. Foster
Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth — Mason Cooley
Who climbs the grammar-tree, distinctly knows Where noun, and verb, and participle grows. — John Dryden
Beijing residents joke that to get a free smoke all they have to do is open their windows! — Lee Hsien Loong